Saturday, July 18, 2009

TOP TEN HEADLINES FROM THE GMAIL SIDEBAR ADVERTISEMENTS THAT GOOGLE DETERMINED WERE RELEVANT TO MY LIFE BY MATCHING THEM TO KEYWORDS IN MY E-MAILS

Top Ten Headlines from the Gmail Sidebar Advertisements that Google Determined Were Relevant to My Life by Matching Them to Keywords in My E-Mails

10. Chaplain in just 30 days

9. Load your Meat Weapon

8. Meet Pashtun Girls for Free Kashmiri Matrimony

7. Noodles For Diabetes?

6. Teach A Haitian To Farm. She Will Thank You for a Lifetime.

5. Free Guide to Lymphedema

4. Mint Tool Corporation

3. Nature Beauty Takamatsu

2. World's Deepest Lake. World's Deepest Lake Is Even Deeper Watch TV News Online

And the number one headline from the Gmail sidebar advertisements that Google determined were relevant to my life by matching them to keywords in my e-mail...

1. Mature Olives Trees

-Jason Rohrblogger
(07/18/09)

And the alternates...

Ashburn VA Karate BDay
Flame Resistant Apparel
Teen Discipline
How To Kiss A Man
Prancing Unicorn Tee
Am I a Good Mom?
How to Hug a Porcupine
Numerology Not Working?

1 comment:

The Bombshell said...

I like how the Noodles for Diabetes ends with a "?"