TOP TEN PRIZES THAT WOULD TRULY MAKE A HAPPY MEAL

Top Ten Prizes that Would Truly Make a Happy Meal

10. Vibrator

9. Prozac

8. LOL cat

7. Shot of whiskey

6. Bobby McFerrin

5. Ecstasy

4. One million dollars

3. Boobs

2. Happy ending

And the number one prize that would truly make a Happy Meal...

1. Zero-calorie cheeseburger

-Jason Rohrblogger
(7/25/09)