Thursday, July 09, 2009

TOP TEN SURPRISES AT MICHAEL JACKSON'S FUNERAL

Top Ten Surprises at Michael Jackson's Funeral

10. Bubbles the Chimp throwing himself on the casket screeching "No, take me instead!"

9. Separate mini-coffins for all of Michael's noses

8. Remains thrown in with Elephant Man's bones

7. Billie Jean sues for custody of the kids

6. Pallbearers moonwalk to the grave

5. Sponsored by Pepsi

4. Macaulay Culkin flown at half mast

3. Was embalmed long before he died

2. Elvis' body actually in casket

And the number one surprise at Michael Jackson's funeral...

1. A phalanx of zombies rise from the dead and dance

-Jason Rohrblogger
(7/9/09)

2 comments:

Jack said...

I am so linking to this when I get back from my trip. Mac flown at half mast. Har.

Jack said...

Posted. Thanks JR.