TOP TEN THOUGHTS ON THE DRIVE TO VEGAS

Top Ten Thoughts on the Drive to Vegas

10. Vegas, baby, Vegas!

9. Maybe I'll hit a jackpot big enough to pay for the whole trip and some left over to play with

8. I am going to put the big hurt on a buffet

7. I am going to bankrupt the casino with free drinks

6. This is going to be just like "The Hangover!"

5. I'll be sure to use the hotel pool, gym, discount happy hour, and bed

4. I will only spend 10% of my money on strippers

3. Can't wait to deploy my disciplined book-learned foolproof Blackjack system

2. This is going to be the best trip ever.

And the number one thought on the drive to Vegas...

1. It's time for a pro like me to show these amateurs how it's done

-Jason Rohrblogger
(7/3/09)