Tuesday, June 30, 2009

TOP TEN TOTALLY TASTELESS JOKES ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON

Top Ten Totally Tasteless Jokes about Michael Jackson

10. Q: What are Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson expecting for Christmas?
A: Patrick Swayze

9. Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

8. McDonald's is making a Michael McJackson sandwich. It's a fifty-year-old piece of white meat between two eight-year-old buns.

7. Michael Jackson's doctor calls 911 and tells the operator that Michael has had a heart attack. The operator asks, "Have you started CPR?" "No," replies the doctor. "Have you started artificial respiration, or a defibrillator?" "No," states the doctor, again. The operator shouts, "Well, you better be startin' somethin'!"

6. They were thinking he may have died from food poisoning because he ate a twelve-year-old wiener.

5. Because Jackson's body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into Legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.

4. Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what He could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.

3. Doctors are looking into claims that Michael Jackson's death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating ten-year-old nuts.

2. What was Michael Jackson's last hit? The floor!

And the number one totally tasteless Michael Jackson joke...

1. Rumors that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue. He actually died having a stroke in the children's ward.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(6/30/09)

And the alternates...

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

In accordance with Michael Jackson's will, little boys' pants shall be flown at half-mast today.

Michael Jackson will always be with us, he is not biodegradable.

Michael Jackson's death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter was if he died.

Only in America can someone be born a good-looking black kid, and die an ugly white woman.

Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really should not have looked at the man in the mirror.

When police swarmed all over the Neverland Ranch, they found a lot of items that needed explaining. Like the wedding photo with Lisa Marie Presley.

Legal experts say that Michael Jackson's defense really didn't play the race card because they didn't know which race to play.

It's like they always say, if you're rich and white, you can get away with anything.

O.J. Simpson and Michael Jackson were at Johnny Cochran's funeral. Michael corners O.J. and asks, "How do you get stains off a glove?"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Dick Cheney? One has pasty white skin, fake body parts and he's creepy, the other one is Michael Jackson.

Did you hear Michael met with a priest? Not for spiritual advice, they went on a double date.

Michael Jackson's current state summed up in three words: dead man moonwalking.

1 comment:

Atomic Bombshell said...

What about my favorite one?

What were Michael Jackson's last words? "...Take me to Children's Hospital."