TOP TEN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT IN NORTH KOREA

Top Ten Projects in Development in North Korea

10. A nucular missile

9. An export car even smaller and cheaper than a Kia

8. A socioeconomic structure and political ideology that promotes the establishment of an egalitarian, classless, stateless society based on common ownership and control of the means of production and property in general by a whacked out dude with bad hair

7. Studio 54th Parallel

6. Kim Jung II: The Wrath of Il

5. An Asian Pope

4. A Marxist-Leninist dialectic that brings all the boys to the yard

3. New game show: Meal of Fortune

2. Bid to get DMX to play the DMZ

And the number one project in development in North Korea...

1. Amusement park: Totalitari-Fun!

-Jason Rohrblogger
(6/2/09)