TOP TEN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT AT BUDWEISER

Top Ten Projects in Development at Budweiser

10. Bud Dark Dry Ice Light

9. A Shakespearean talking frog

8. Barnard-educated deeply feminist spokesmodel

7. Michelob Crack

6. Costco 96-pack

5. Near-beer goggles for the far-sighted

4. Kick-start keg tap

3. Morning after pilsner

2. Powdered instant beer

And the number one project in development at Budweiser...

1. Brew skis

-Jason Rohrblogger
06/04/06

And the alternates...

Lager Blogger
Heiferweisen
Lippy model with a pout to tout stout
Beer-Ade (Oh, yeah!)