TOP TEN SIGNS YOU DRIVE A POS

Top Ten Signs You Drive a POS

10. You fill the tank and it doubles in value

9. It goes 0-60 in 7.4 minutes

8. You spill your capuccino on the upholstery. The insurance company considers it a total loss

7. It approaches the speed of dark

6. You have to take the whole front end off to get the passenger side window up

5. You're soaking in it

4. It's a Fiat Flintstone powered by your feet poking through the floor

3. Badging contains the spelling mistake "Ford Ficus."

2. Engineering by Eddie Bauer, styling by Ford

And the number one sign you drive a POS...

1. If one more passenger dies from the fumes, you will have to exit the carpool lane

-Jason Rohrblogger
(05/31/05)