TOP TEN SURPRISES IN ANDREW YOUNG'S BOOK ABOUT JOHN EDWARDS

Top Ten Surprises in Andrew Young's book about John Edwards

10. John once hiked the Appalachian Trail with Mark Sanford

9. Elizabeth's hard drinking and honkey-tonk chemo-fueled 2am madness drove John into the arms of another

8. Rielle Hunter has a secret family with Eliot Spitzer

7. For once the National Enquirer did not make up a story out of whole cloth

6. According to the Weekly World News, Edwards is the father of Bat Boy

5. Elizabeth has inoperable stage-4 cancer, John has inoperable stage-4 narcissism

4. Turns out John Edwards is kind of a douchebag. Hard to believe for a trial lawyer

3. Fabio still can't believe it's not butter

2. Rielle Hunter's birth name is Barracuda Stealyourman

And the number one surprise in Andrew Young's book about John Edwards...

1. The personal video tape depicts John Edwards admitting he is for lower taxes, smaller government, and supply-side economics

-Jason Rohrblogger
(2/22/10)