TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE SARAH PALIN MAGAZINE

Top Ten Surprises in the Sarah Palin Magazine

10. Her recipe for stuffed salmon calls for 15bbl of crude oil

9. Wishes James Garner would be cast to play her in the made-for-Lifetime movie, "Maverick Mom from Mooseville"

8. Almost challenged Tina Fey to a bareknuckled boxing match

7. Centerfold is Levi Johnston

6. In a drunken stupor, once accidentally voted for Bill Clinton

5. Editorial claims Michelle Obama is Kenyan

4. Chastises Ben Stiller for going "full retard"

3. Saved her marriage to Todd by talking dirty in Yup'ik

2. Text is nothing but a bunch of top ten lists and recycled Tiger Woods jokes

And the number one surprise in the Sarah Palin Magazine...

1. No longer lives in "real America"

-Jason Rohrblogger
(2/13/10)