TOP TEN VALENTINE'S GIFTS TIGER WOODS IS GETTING ELIN NORDEGREN

Top Ten Valentine's Gifts Tiger Woods is Getting Elin Nordegren

10. One billion Swedish Krona

9. Two hours in the conjugal visit trailer at rehab

8. A puppy with the words "I love you" shaved into its fur

7. An "I'm sorry, Elin" back tattoo from shoulder blade to shoulder blade

6. Two Master's trophies and a green jacket

5. Ticket to ride

4. A dozen roses, "The Notebook" on DVD, and box of Whitman Samplers

3. A Tiger Woods' Mistress Calendar with the names crossed out and "Elin" written in

2. Herpes

And the number one Valentine's gift Tiger Woods is getting Elin Nordegren...

1. A Get Out Of Marriage Free card

-Jason Rohrblogger
(2/13/10)