Tuesday, February 02, 2010

TOP TEN WAYS I AM EXACTLY LIKE MY FATHER

Top Ten Ways I am Exactly Like My Father

10. I sit at home alone a drink scotch

9. I have a scraggly grey beard

8. I feud with friends and family over perceived slights

7. I drive a Japanese sedan

6. I can't foster or maintain intimate relationships

5. I have the ability to piss off people in authority without really trying

4. My primary form of communication is e-mail

3. I possess a wicked sense of humor

2. I have no idea where the social boundaries are

And the number one way I am exactly like my father...

1. I'm not really listening to you

-Jason Rohrblogger
(2/2/10)

3 comments:

Darby Clark said...

Jason! You forgot, "A brilliant genius." A small, accidental oversight, I'm sure, although I'm not sure if I should be concerned because I fear I too am exactly like your dad, sans the beard and Japanese sedan!

Mick Master said...

Me too! Wait...could I...no...

r o b e r t m a c said...

Funny 'cause it's true!