TOP TEN WAYS I AM EXACTLY LIKE MY FATHER
Top Ten Ways I am Exactly Like My Father
10. I sit at home alone a drink scotch
9. I have a scraggly grey beard
8. I feud with friends and family over perceived slights
7. I drive a Japanese sedan
6. I can't foster or maintain intimate relationships
5. I have the ability to piss off people in authority without really trying
4. My primary form of communication is e-mail
3. I possess a wicked sense of humor
2. I have no idea where the social boundaries are
And the number one way I am exactly like my father...
1. I'm not really listening to you
-Jason Rohrblogger
(2/2/10)
3 comments:
Jason! You forgot, "A brilliant genius." A small, accidental oversight, I'm sure, although I'm not sure if I should be concerned because I fear I too am exactly like your dad, sans the beard and Japanese sedan!
Me too! Wait...could I...no...
Funny 'cause it's true!
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