Friday, May 13, 2005

TOP TEN SCOTT PETERSON EXCUSES

Top Ten Scott Peterson Excuses

10. Divorce is messy and it would have involved all kinds of court and lawyers

9. Did it to impress Jody Foster

8. Mistook pregnant wife for giant white whale

7. Would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!

6. Wasn't getting enough prison sex from his wife and mistress

5. She was going to name child "Connor" not Prince Scott II

4. Thought you had to kill your wife as initiation into Hair Club for Men

3. Fetus was looking at him funny

2. Just wanted to pet the pretty rabbits

And the number one Scott Peterson excuse...

1. Wife and child weren't going to kill themselves

-Jason Rohrblogger
(05/13/05)

And the alternates...

Was listening to the voices in his SPAM: thought he only had to kill one more family member to win iPod
Is sociopathic wonderkind
Started out as harmless Christmas prank that got out of hand

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are sick.

Ken said...

"Fetus was looking at him funny." Effin' hilarious... and sick. You should be proud of the above anonymous comment.