Saturday, May 07, 2005

TOP TEN SIGNS IT'S SUMMER IN L.A.

Top Ten Signs It's Summer in L.A.

10. Tanning beds mothballed until Fall

9. Smog layer glistens

8. Busses disgorge fresh batch of teenage runaways from Midwest

7. Four-hour waits at DPSO: Discount Plastic Surgery Outlet

6. New seasonal Coke flavor: SPF 30

5. Roseanne Barr takes down her Christmas decorations

4. Smokers forced to stand outside in sun risking two forms of cancer

3. Characters at Disneyland issued tank tops and cut-offs

2. Marines storm Tara Reid's beach blanket in effort to stem the tide of herpes

And the number one sign it's summer in L.A....

1. Film critics praise screening of "Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous" as "...fabulously air-conditioned..."

-Jason Rohrblogger
(05/07/05)

And the alternate...

Richard Simmons' star on Hollywood Walk of Fame bursts into flames

1 comment:

Rindy said...

Call me a hermit, but you know, I had no idea Richard Simmons even had a star on the Walk of Fame.

On the one hand, I am not surprised.

On the other hand, it makes me kind of sad.