YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

Getting to know me: yet another e-mail chain letter...

1. What time did you get up this morning?
-The butt crack o' noon.

2. Diamonds or pearls?
-I love a pearl necklace...

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
-Citizen Kane II: Chucky's Revenge

4. What is your favorite TV show: Survivor, Sex & The City, or The Amazing Race?
-Sex & The Amazing Survivor Race

5. What did you have for breakfast?
-Slim Fast and Rogaine

6. What is your middle name?
-Phineas

7. Favorite cuisine?
-Lean

8. What foods do you dislike?
-Anything made by elves

9. What is your favorite chip flavor?
-Microchip

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment?
-Learn French with Richard Simmons

11. What kind of car do you drive?
-1909 Ford Model A (Turbo)

12. Favorite sandwich?
-Mmmm, Olsen Twin Sandwich

13. What characteristic do you despise?
-Intelligence

14. Favorite item of clothing?
-Leash

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
-Fallujah

16. What color is your bathroom?
-Off Eggshell

17. Favorite brand of clothing?
-Wonderbra

18. Where would you retire to?
-West Bank

19. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
-Liver transplant, 36.

21. Favorite sport to watch?
-Porn

22. Who do you least expect to send this back to you?
-Bob Dole

23. Person who will answer first?
-My attorney

24. What fabric detergent do you use?
-Crest

25. When is your birthday?
-March first. I'm a Pisces, yo. Heah ta reprezizent! Fish up in tha hizzay! Boo ta tha yah, ma zodiacal bruthuhs from uther muthahs. Lemme heah ya say "watah sign!" Splish ta tha splizzash...

26. When is your anniversary?
-I was released back into the wild on August 30th.

27. Are you a morning person or a night person?
-I'm always a person, silly!

28. What is your shoe size?
-Um, 12. What's your point?

29. Pets:
-One blonde, one brunette, one who keeps changing.

30. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us?
-I can change my own oil.

31. What did you want to be when you were little?
-A beautiful butterfly!

32. What are you today?
-A regular butterfly.

33. What is your favorite candy?
-Britney Spears. Wait, are tarts candy?

34. What is your favorite flower?
-Anything by Georgia O'Queef

-Jason Rohrblogger
(05/09/04)