Monday, May 09, 2005


Getting to know me: yet another e-mail chain letter...

1. What time did you get up this morning?
-The butt crack o' noon.

2. Diamonds or pearls?
-I love a pearl necklace...

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
-Citizen Kane II: Chucky's Revenge

4. What is your favorite TV show: Survivor, Sex & The City, or The Amazing Race?
-Sex & The Amazing Survivor Race

5. What did you have for breakfast?
-Slim Fast and Rogaine

6. What is your middle name?

7. Favorite cuisine?

8. What foods do you dislike?
-Anything made by elves

9. What is your favorite chip flavor?

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment?
-Learn French with Richard Simmons

11. What kind of car do you drive?
-1909 Ford Model A (Turbo)

12. Favorite sandwich?
-Mmmm, Olsen Twin Sandwich

13. What characteristic do you despise?

14. Favorite item of clothing?

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?

16. What color is your bathroom?
-Off Eggshell

17. Favorite brand of clothing?

18. Where would you retire to?
-West Bank

19. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
-Liver transplant, 36.

21. Favorite sport to watch?

22. Who do you least expect to send this back to you?
-Bob Dole

23. Person who will answer first?
-My attorney

24. What fabric detergent do you use?

25. When is your birthday?
-March first. I'm a Pisces, yo. Heah ta reprezizent! Fish up in tha hizzay! Boo ta tha yah, ma zodiacal bruthuhs from uther muthahs. Lemme heah ya say "watah sign!" Splish ta tha splizzash...

26. When is your anniversary?
-I was released back into the wild on August 30th.

27. Are you a morning person or a night person?
-I'm always a person, silly!

28. What is your shoe size?
-Um, 12. What's your point?

29. Pets:
-One blonde, one brunette, one who keeps changing.

30. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us?
-I can change my own oil.

31. What did you want to be when you were little?
-A beautiful butterfly!

32. What are you today?
-A regular butterfly.

33. What is your favorite candy?
-Britney Spears. Wait, are tarts candy?

34. What is your favorite flower?
-Anything by Georgia O'Queef

-Jason Rohrblogger


SJ said...

LOVE your blog! HATE that it took me so long to discover it!

One must always support a fellow listaholic ...

Grins said...

Just as long as you don't have your own Wonderbra...