Monday, August 29, 2005

TOP TEN REASONS ROBERT AND SARA ARE GETTING MARRIED

Top Ten Reasons Robert and Sara are Getting Married

10. He's pregnant

9. Looking for any excuse to play The Carpenter's "We've Only Just Begun"

8. Trying to prove they're not gay

7. He agreed to test their vows on the road before using them in competition

6. Needed a spice rack, bread maker, and mixing bowl

5. Life is a fragile journey made stronger by the bond shared between two people together facing blah, blah, blah...

4. She finally renounced her High Dark Master Satan and accepted Robert as her personal Lord and Savior

3. Married? Thought they were in line for the Matterhorn.

2. He refused to indulge her sad-clown fetish out of wedlock

And the number one reason Robert and Sara are getting married...

1. Doing it for the sake of the cats

-Jason Rohrblogger
(08/01/05)

2 comments:

Neil said...

Yeah, like getting married proves you're not gay!

(found you through Atomic Bombshell)

Easy said...

*LOL*

Found you via Atomic Bombshell