Wednesday, August 03, 2005

TOP TEN REJECTED MONSTER TRUCK NAMES

Top Ten Rejected Monster Truck Names

10. The Vomit Comet

9. Family Wagon of Doom

8. The Bible Thumper

7. Pablum Topfuel Chiffon Creampuff Dream

6. Shakespeare Express

5. Granny Saurus Wrecks

4. Redneck Casket

3. The Bowel Mover

2. Ku Trux Klan

And the number one rejected monster truck name...

1. The Mighty Small Penis Compensator

-Jason Rohrblogger
(07/22/98)

1 comment:

Kenny Blaze (driver, "Dentally Challenged") said...

Can't b'leeeeee you were sitting on "Redneck Casket" and "The Mighty Small Penis Compensator" for five years! Hilarity unleashed...