Sunday, August 14, 2005


Top Ten Rejected Commandments...

10. Thou shalt do a little dance, make a little love, verily thou shalt get down tonight.

9. Remember this day, The Super Bowl Sunday, and keep it Holy for I am the Lord thy God.

8. Do unto others until you have had enough. Then do a little more.

7. Honor thy Visa and thy Mastercard.

6. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy intern.

5. Thou shalt not commit adultery with an ugly chick.

4. Love thy neighbor as ye love thyself. However, thou shalt not love thyself too often lest ye go blind.

3. Thou shalt beat no joke into the ground.

2. Thou shalt not worship any Spice Girl before Me. For they are false idols: false in tongue, false in eyelash, and false in breast.

And the number one rejected Commandment...

1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass.

-Jason Rohrblogger

1 comment:

Atomic Bombshell said...

Wow... Bill Clinton is totally gonna burn in hell.