Wednesday, April 16, 2008

TOP TEN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT AT THE VATICAN

Top Ten Projects in Development at the Vatican

10. Time-release communion wafer

9. Holy Waterpark

8. 1-800 link to Heaven, 1-900 line to Hell

7. Emasculated OS Eunux

6. Swiss Miss Guard

5. Martyred-saints line of playing cards

4. Vestment sponsorship deal with Nike

3. Garden State of Grace

2. "Papa Don't Preach" Pontiffical Rap Album by Hizz Ho'ness B-Dict Sixtaine

And the number one project in development at the Vatican...

1. Jesus Juice

-Jason Rohrblogger
(04/08/06)

1 comment:

Grins said...

Can I get on an email list to be notified when the Holy Water Park opens?