TOP TEN POPE PEEVES

Top Ten Pope Peeves

10. Sacraments that don't presuppose faith

9. Folks who point at the Popemobile and ask "Where's Robin?"

8. Miters that chafe

7. Deviled eggs

6. Bland Inquisitors

5. Kids who quote the doctrine of the Trinity from The Matrix

4. Pagan-loving divorced Islamic homosexual abortionists

3. Spicy Eucharist

2. Beatles who think they are bigger than Jesus

And the number one Pope peeve...

1. American Idolatry

-Jason Rohrblogger
(04/19/08)