Friday, April 25, 2008

SURVEY SAYS

Survey Says...

Fill these out and post your answers in my comments anonymously. I want to really get to know you, without, er, well, knowing who you are.

I stole this outright from Yummy Sushi Pajamas. It was fun to fill out. I'll try to guess who you are by your answers...

If you are interested, my answers are posted here.

1. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
2. What was your dream growing up?
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. If I were to buy you a drink, what would it be?
5. Favorite vegetable?
6. What was the last book you read?
7. Which zodiac sign are you?
8. Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
9. What would you say is your worst habit?
10. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11. What is your favorite sport?
12. Do you have a mostly negative or optimistic attitude?
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14. What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you?
15. Tell me one weird fact about you.
16. Do you have any pets?
17. What would you do if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18. What was your first impression of me?
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22. What color are your eyes?
23. Have you ever been arrested?
24. Bottle or can pop?
25. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26. What's your favorite place to hang at?
27. Do you believe in ghosts?
28. What's your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29. Do you swear a lot?
30. What's your biggest pet peeve?
31. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33. Do you believe in God?
34. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?


JASON'S ANSWERS
1. Are you currently in a serious relationship? I'm currently in a hilarious relationship.
2. What was your dream growing up? To dream the impossible dream.
3. What talent do you wish you had? Turn water into wine.
4. If I were to buy you a drink, what would it be? Jack and Diet Coke
5. Favorite vegetable? Stephen Hawking
6. What was the last book you read? A Million Little Feces
7. Which zodiac sign are you? Pisces! Woot! Water sign rulz, yo!
8. Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where. I have a pierced tattoo.
9. What would you say is your worst habit? Smoking in the nursery.
10. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Totally! Real creepy like.
11. What is your favorite sport? Olympic Tonsil Hockey
12. Do you have a mostly negative or optimistic attitude? I'm optimistically negative. Mostly.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Offer to press your button.
14. What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? This one time? At the drive-thru? They totally gave me fries when I clearly ordered onion rings. There's a special level in Hell for that.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you. I have the preamble to the Constitution shaved into my chest hair.
16. Do you have any pets? A hairless goat.
17. What would you do if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? Hide the bodies.
18. What was your first impression of me? This woman will be the second female president.
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Scute
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Earlobe implants
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Crime.
22. What color are your eyes? Red
23. Have you ever been arrested? Nope. Never convicted, either.
24. Bottle or can pop? I like to hold my head directly under the fountain at 7-11
25. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? 1,000 dimebags, baby!
26. What’s your favorite place to hang at? Hammock store
27. Do you believe in ghosts? I believe that Patrick Swayze loves Demi Moore so much that not even DEATH will keep him from coming back and making pottery with her.
28. What's your favorite thing to do in your spare time? Change my spare tire and count my spare change.
29. Do you swear a lot? Hell no!
30. What's your biggest pet peeve? A 150lb Shetland Peeve. She was half-wild half-pet.
31. In one word, how would you describe yourself? Drunk
32. Do you believe/appreciate romance? Maybe. Why do you want to know?
33. Do you believe in God? Is she watching right now? Then, yes. Totally.
34. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you. You meme my back, I'll meme yours.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(04/25/08)

10 comments:

Atomic Bombshell said...

Fascinating!

Anonymous said...

1. Are you currently in a serious relationship? Why, are you interested?
2. What was your dream growing up? Filling out a questionnaire just like this.
3. What talent do you wish you had? To be able to play an acoustic guitar.
4. If I were to buy you a drink, what would it be? Cabo Wabo - my other choice would totally give away who I am.
5. Favorite vegetable? Vegetable Egg Roll.
6. What was the last book you read? I can't remember.
7. Which zodiac sign are you? The one with the no trespassing sign between her legs (yeah, I laughed at that one too).
8. Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where. I had some tattoos (arms/hands). Ears pierced.
9. What would you say is your worst habit? Procrastinating
10. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Sit Down, Shut Up & Hold On!
11. What is your favorite sport? Half time commercials during SuperBowl - does that count?
12. Do you have a mostly negative or optimistic attitude? Well I did once say my drink was only half full.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Ask you not to jump.
14. What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? The lotto ball said 20 and I picked 19 (lost 4.3 million)
15. Tell me one weird fact about you. Only one! I could make a list for "Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten..." if you would like.
16. Do you have any pets? Pets - I can't keep plants alive. Are you kidding?
17. What would you do if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? Run to the store and buy some Jack and Diet Coke.
18. What was your first impression of me? Do you really want to know?
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? I'm still in therapy over clowns.
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? See answer no. 15 - same answer applies here.
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? It depends on the crime and how bad I want to be.
22. What color are your eyes? White, Brown, Green & Black.
23. Have you ever been arrested? No, but do you know where I can get a set of handcuffs?
24. Bottle or can pop? Everything taste better in a bottle.
25. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Hide it and not report it to the government.
26. What's your favorite place to hang at? Monkey Bars. Hey the question was hang at not hang out at. Ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer.
27. Do you believe in ghosts? Mommy!
28. What's your favorite thing to do in your spare time? Obviously fill out questionnaires.
29. Do you swear a lot? Yes - do you have problem with that?
30. What's your biggest pet peeve? People who don't know how to fricken drive!
31. In one word, how would you describe yourself? Sweetheart
32. Do you believe/appreciate romance? Maybe. Why do you want to know?
33. Do you believe in God? Yes
34. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? If I had my own blog page I would, but I don't.

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Ah, Kelly! Your other fave drink is a Black Cherry Cosmo.

Wish I could buy you one right now...

Anonymous said...

Ah, Jason! I've never heard of a Black Cherry Cosmo.

I'll give you another hint (you better get it right this time - and you owe me a Black Cherry Cosmo).

Going back to question No. 8 - "Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where. I had some tattoos (arms/hands). Ears pierced.

The tattoos I washed off when I got home. The green marker was harder to get off than the red.

Now do you know who I am?

Jason Rohrblogger said...

D'oh! It was that question that screwed me up, Lisa! You don't really have tattoos!

Alright, I'll buy you a cranberry vodka!

Anonymous said...

1. Are you currently in a serious relationship? mmhhmm,
2. What was your dream growing up? be a surgeon
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. If I were to buy you a drink, what would it be? fancy martini
5. Favorite vegetable? broccoli and asparagus
6. What was the last book you read? A Thousand Splendid Suns
7. Which zodiac sign are you? Pisces
8. Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where. 2 tats, pierced ears
9. What would you say is your worst habit? none, i'm perfect
10. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? for shizzle
11. What is your favorite sport? gymnastics?
12. Do you have a mostly negative or optimistic attitude? optimistic man!
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? laugh my ass off
14. What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you?
15. Tell me one weird fact about you. i have really smallhands
16. Do you have any pets? uno
17. What would you do if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? have a party!
18. What was your first impression of me? 'chester the molester' ha!
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? don't really care
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? n/a
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? crime baby!
22. What color are your eyes? blue
23. Have you ever been arrested? nope
24. Bottle or can pop? can
25. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? pay off debt
26. What's your favorite place to hang at? your mom's house
27. Do you believe in ghosts? yes sir
28. What's your favorite thing to do in your spare time? read/sleep
29. Do you swear a lot? shit yeah
30. What's your biggest pet peeve? annoying people
31. In one word, how would you describe yourself? awesome
32. Do you believe/appreciate romance? perhaps
33. Do you believe in God? no
34. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Adrian, is that you? Your fave sport is gymnastics?

Adrian said...

Ahahahah! I knew it would be easy. I tried to think of which sports I personally enjoyed watching on my own, you know, without being forced to watch a man sport with Noah, and I have always liked watching gymnastics. So that's my answer, and I'm sticking to it! Peace. Oh, and I will take a black cherry cosmo...

Anonymous said...

1. Are you currently in a serious relationship? Yes, and you have me her.
2. What was your dream growing up? To find my real parents
3. What talent do you wish you had? Ha ha dont you wish you knew
4. If I were to buy you a drink, what would it be? beer please
5. Favorite vegetable? bell peppers
6. What was the last book you read? my training book
7. Which zodiac sign are you? Leo
8. Any tattoos and/or piercings? just my ears, damn mormons
9. What would you say is your worst habit? farting
10. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? oh yeah baby, on my lap
11. What is your favorite sport? baseball
12. Do you have a mostly negative or optimistic attitude? i am too damn happy
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? fart
14. What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? being told i had a brain cyst
15. Tell me one weird fact about you. I have long toes
16. Do you have any pets? a pussy named homie
17. What would you do if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? start the party
18. What was your first impression of me? i thought you were cool
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? i dont care
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? loose weight
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? oh i would help you cover up your crime
22. What color are your eyes? blue
23. Have you ever been arrested? nope but i will be arresting people soon....boo yah
24. Bottle or can pop? bottle
25. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? visit adrian
26. What's your favorite place to hang at? at home
27. Do you believe in ghosts? yeppers
28. What's your favorite thing to do in your spare time? I would not say it is my favorite, but all i do is study
29. Do you swear a lot? yep
30. What's your biggest pet peeve? people blowing their noses at dinner table
31. In one word, how would you describe yourself? fantastic
32. Do you believe/appreciate romance? sure
33. Do you believe in God? sure
34. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? no way

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Cindy! Your answers kick ass. Have an M and M!

-Jason