TOP EIGHT REJECTED MAGIC 8 BALL PREDICTIONS

Top Eight Rejected Magic 8 Ball Predictions

8. Shut up, quit asking

7. Ah, Jesus, not this again...no you can't have a pony. Where would we put it?

6. All signs point to Mecca

5. The cease and desist letter will arrive soon

4. Yes, yes, oh YESSS!! Uh, yessss! Mmmmm! Right there! Yes!

3. You can't handle the truth

2. There's e-coli in your taco

And the number one rejected Magic 8 Ball prediction...

1. You are about to get a Magic 8 Ball in your Magic 8 Hole

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/16/06)