Wednesday, December 13, 2006

YUMMY SUSHI MEME

I stole this from Yummy Sushi Pajamas...

1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
-Paris Hilton, Kevin Federline, JonBenet Ramsey (Oh, wait, she's already gone...)

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
-With my silent Ninja flushing skills

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
-Yep

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
-Tinky Winky (He's winky, but he's not very tinky...)

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it:
-Heroin

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
-Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Danny DeVito

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
-Cardboard box

8. Do you crack your knuckles?
-I also knuckle some cracks

9. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
-Kanon und Gigue in D-Dur für drei Violinen und Basso Continuo

10. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
-No, but I’m sure it will be later

11. What are your super powers?
-MegaSleep, Awkwardly Hit on Coworkers, Transform any Alcohol into Urine

12. Peppermint or spearmint?
-Punishmint

13. Where are your car keys?
-In the Lake of Fire inside Mount Doom

14. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
-Kevin Bacon

15. What's your most annoying habit?
-Picking other people's noses

16. Where did you last go on vacation?
-Beirut

17. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be?
-Ryan Seacrest

18. What is your best physical feature?
-My left thumbnail

19. What CD is closest to you right now?
-"Learn Latin the Franciscan Way!"

20. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
-Cold air, moisture, lightbulb

21. What superstition do you believe in/practice?
-Lock the door twice, turn off the stove three times, touch all four corners of the room

22. What color are your bed sheets?
-Clear

23. Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
-In England I'd rather be a bird. In prison I'd rather be a fish

24. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
-Oh yeah

25. What are your favorite sayings?
-"I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet cold sores that last for three days."

26. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
-White and Nerdy

27. If you could go back or forward in time, would you and where would you go?
-I would jump forward to the day I get out of prison

28. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
-That one where he plays the tough-but-lovable rogue who mentors the kid and falls for the girl

29. What CD is in your stereo?
-"Too Shy" cassingle by Kajagoogoo

30. What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes?
-"Forget Latin with Ludacris!"

31. How many kids do you plan on having?
-Whatever the DNA tests tell the court

32. If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
-Don Corleone

33. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
-Um, where do I have to kiss them?

34. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
-Mike Tyson, making his big screen breakout debut performance in "Rohrblogger! The Musical!"

35. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
-In a blaze of peaceful, glorious sleep

36. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
-I've danced with yer mom in the pale moonlight

37. Coffee or tea?
-Precious, life-giving, Diet Coke

38. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
-Merrill Osmond and Art Garfunkle Live at the Charlie Pride Olde Tyme Theatre in Branson, MO

39. Have you ever been in love?
-Twice

40. Do you talk to yourself?
-Maybe

41. Have you ever started to fill out a survey and then thought "this is stupid" and stop without finishing it?
-

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3 comments:

Heather said...

Look at that, it's ME!!! Woo!

These are funnier than my answers were. Damn you for always upping the funny.

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Heather,

Aw, shucks, thanks for your kind words. I've upped my funny, now uh, up yours?

Larry Litle said...

Your answers were sheer genius. I am going to have to add the questions to my blog.