Sunday, December 31, 2006

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PARTIED TOO HARD ON NEW YEAR'S EVE

Top Ten Signs You Partied Too Hard on New Year's Eve

10. You wake up January 5th. 2008. In bed. In a furniture showroom.

9. You are the lead item over at Celebrity Smack

8. Somehow you got forever banned from Nigeria

7. You wake up the next morning between Bea Arthur and Barbara Bush. And they both want you to run. For president.

6. You snorted more blow than Lindsey Lohan, and puked more than Nicole Richie

5. Your butthole hurts

4. You get hepatitis, your breast implants are missing, and you are married to Kid Rock. (Pamela Anderson only)

3. Your new forehead tattoo proclaims "2007 4 Eva, Bitches!"

2. Your private sex video ends up getting released. By Nickelodeon.

And the number one sign you partied too hard on New Year's Eve...

1. Your ball dropped

-Jason Rohrblogger & Noah Goodbloggie
(12/31/06)

2 comments:

Heather said...

Awesome list. I guess I didn't party much at all!

By the way, thanks for the comment. Not creepy - sort of sweet actually.

Spicy Pants! said...

XOXO love ya!

Happy New Year!