Tuesday, December 19, 2006


Top Ten Christmas Rap Songs

10. Violent Night

9. I'm Dreaming of a White Mistress

8. Chestnuts Roasting as I Open Fire

7. What Child is This? He Ain't Mine!

6. Deck the Ho's

5. Frosty the Dopeman

4. Police Navidad

3. Slay, Ride

2. We Three Martin Luther Kings

And the number one Christmas rap song...

1. I Saw Mama Dissing Santa Claus

-Jason Rohrblogger

And the alternates...

Over the River and Through the Hood
Jingle Bell Crack
It Crunked Upon a Midnight Clear
O Stoli Night
As Frosty as They Wanna Be


Larry Litle said...

"I'm Dreaming of a White Mistress" - I am rolling on the floor. Great list.

Anonymous said...

Great stuff, but you missed one. It's from me, Dr BLT.

You're Not the Kinda Ho (That Santa Had in Mind)
copyright 2007 Frosty Rock Records


Anonymous said...

Ummmm..... How about something on the serious side. I love your top 10, but I think this Top 10 Christmas Rap Songs list is a bit more realistic:


Not trying to be disrespectful or anything, but your list is more like a "Favorites" list or better still.. "Top 10 Titles" list.