TOP TEN NEW WAYS TO SELL JESUS

Top Ten New Ways to Sell Jesus

10. As cool lifestyle

9. As fuel for busy executives

8. As lastest blog craze

7. As IT solution

6. As political pundit

5. Bundled with fries and a drink

4. As choice of a new generation

3. As full-flavor with half the tar and nicotine, zero carbs, and fat free

2. As alternative to Windows Vista™

And the number one new way to sell Jesus...

1. As ancient Jewish carpenter with something to say about modern life

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/04/06)

And the alternate...

As 24-hour alternative to Denny's