Thursday, December 28, 2006

TOP TEN REJECTED GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

Top Ten Rejected Girl Scout Cookies

10. Phat Mints

9. Kinder Whoreos

8. Lemon Blingers

7. Hash Brownies

6. Ring-a-ding-dings

5. eCookies

4. Turds in a Blanket

3. JonBenetBerry

2. Vermouthies

And the number one rejected Girl Scout cookie...

1. Nilla Iced

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/07/06)

And the alternates...

Thandy Newtons
Islamic Fun-a-mint-alist
Short ribs
Ghetto Crunk Surprise
Skirt Lifters
Flour Power
SaMenses
Mormon Bites
Sawdustios
Peanut Bitter
Oatmeal-o-lesters
Cocoa Freebase
Operating Thetan Sandies
Boutros Boutros-Lollies
Dizzouble Dizzutch

1 comment:

Laura said...

I can only eat like two kinds of they're cookies anyway.