TOP TEN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES ANNOUNCING NEW YORK'S NEW SUBWAY-THEMED CONDOMS

Note: Bourbon Cowboy challenged his readers to come up with:

Top Ten Newspaper Headlines Announcing New York's New Subway-Themed Condoms

10. Pro- or Anti- Phylactic?

9. Get Off at Latexington

8. Subway Berth Control

7. City Condones Condoms

6. Commuters Shove to Get Love Glove

5. Protection on the F-Train

4. Great Barrier Relief

3. Take the New York Subway to the London Bridge

2. Condoms No Longer Condemned

And the number one newspaper headline announcing New York's new subway-themed condoms...

1. Man-Jimmy-Hat-Tan

-Jason Rohrblogger
(02/16/07)

And the alternates...

Coming on the Subway? Either Way They've Got You Covered
City Enforces Condom-Minimums
The Only Way to Go Down(town)
Because Abstinence Sucks
Upgown Express
A Token for the Love Tunnel
Municipal Solution for Hard Problem