Sunday, March 23, 2008

TOP TEN SIGNS IT'S EASTER IN LOS ANGELES

Top Ten Signs it's Easter in Los Angeles

10. Mel Gibson directs local Passion Play based on his hit movie based on the bestselling novel of all time

9. Paparazzi stalk Easter Bunny into submission

8. 405 jammed heading into LAX, 101 slow from Ventura to Downtown, El Toro Y is a parking lot, and you're on the brakes on the 110 north from the 91.

7. Tom Cruise's career raised from the tomb

6. New seasonal favorite: Cadbury Peanut Butter Smog

5. Matthew McConaughey smoking plastic grass

4. Destiny's Child don't think you ready for this jellybean

3. Paula Abdul's head still as hollow as a chocolate rabbit

2. Playboy Bunnies hide their eggs

And the number one sign it's Easter in Los Angeles...

1. After three days, Jesús rises from the bed

-Jason Rohrblogger
(03/23/08)

2 comments:

Atomic Bombshell said...

Mmm... peanut butter smog is my favorite flavor. That and cotton candy smog. Both delicious.

Jean Knee said...

nice