Sunday, March 02, 2008


Top Ten Worst Foods in America

10. WORST FAST-FOOD CHICKEN MEAL - Chicken Selects Premium Breast Strips from McDonald's (5 pieces) with creamy ranch sauce. 830 Calories, 55 G fat (4.5 trans fat), 48 carbs. Add a large fries and regular soda and this seemingly innocuous chicken meal tops out at 1,710 calories.

9. WORST DRINK - Jamba Juice Chocolate Moo'd Power Smoothie (30 fl oz). 900 calories, 10 G fat, 183 carbs, 166 G sugar. Jamba Juice calls it a smoothie, MSNBC calls it a milk shake. The beverage contains as much sugar as 8 pints of Ben & Jerry's butter pecan ice cream.

8. WORST SUPERMARKET MEAL - Pepperidge Farm Roasted Chicken Pot Pie (whole pie). 1,020 calories, 64 G fat, 86 G carbs. Label may say this pie serves two, but who ever divided a small pot pie in half? Once you crack the crust, there will be no stopping.

7. WORST "HEALTHY" BURGER - Ruby Tuesday Bella Turkey Burger. 1,145 calories, 71 G fat, 56 G carbs.

6. WORST MEXICAN ENTRÉE - Chipotle Mexican Grill Chicken Burrito. 1,179 calories, 47 G fat, 125 G carbs, 2,656 mg sodium.

5. WORST KIDS MEAL - Macaroni Grill Double Macaroni 'n' Cheese. 1,210 calories, 62 G fat, 3,450 mg sodium. It's like feeding your kid 3-1/2 boxes of Kraft mac 'n' cheese.

4. WORST SANDWICH - Quiznos Classic Italian (large). 1,528 calories, 92 G fat, 4,604 mg sodium, 110 G carbs. A large homemade sandwich would more likely provided about 500 calories.

3. WORST SALAD - On the Border Grande Taco Salad with Taco Beef. 1,450 calories, 102 G fat, 78 G carbs, 2,410 mg sodium. This isn't an anomaly: Five different On the Border salads on the menu contain more than 1,100 calories each.

2. WORST FAST-FOOD BURGER - Carl's Jr. (Hardee's on the East Coast) Double Six-Dollar Burger. 1,520 calories, 111 G fat. Carl's Jr. Brags it's home to this enormous sandwich, but the restaurant chain also provides convenient nutrition info on its website - so ignorance is no excuse for eating it.

And the number one worst food in America...

1. WORST DESSERT - Chili's Chocolate Chip Paradise Pie with Vanilla Ice Cream. 1,600 calories, 78 G fat, 215 G carbs. Would you eat a Big Mac for dessert? How about three? That's the calorie equivalent of this decadent dish. Clearly, Chili's customers get their money's worth.

-Jason Rohrblogger

And the alternates...

WORST BREAKFAST - Bob Evans Caramel Banana Pecan Cream Stacked and Stuffed hotcakes. 1,540 calories, 77 G fat (9 G Trans fat), 198 G carbs, 109 G sugar. Five Egg McMuffins yield the same caloric cost as this stack of sugar-stuffed flapjacks, which is truly a heavy breakfast, weighing in at a hefty two pounds and a half.

WORST STEAK - Lonestar 20oz T-bone. 1,540 calories, 124 G fat. Add a baked potato and Lonestar's Signature Lettuce Wedge, and this is a 2,700 calorie blowout.

WORST CHINESE ENTRÉE - P.F. Chang's Pork Lo Mein. 1,820 calories, 127 G fat, 95 G carbs. The fat content in this dish alone provides more than 1,100 calories. And you'd have to eat almost five servings of pasta to match the number of carbs it contains. Now, do you really need five servings of pasta?

WORST CHICKEN ENTRÉE - Chili's Honey Chipotle Crispers with Chipotle Sauce. 2,040 calories, 99 G fat, 240 G carbs. "Crispers" refers to an extra thick layer of break crumbs that soak up oil and adds unnecessary calories and carbs to these glorified chicken strips.

WORST FISH ENTRÉE - On the Border Dos XX Fish Tacos with Rice and Beans. 2,100 calories, 130 G fat, 169 G carbs, 4,700 mg sodium. Perhaps the most misleadingly named dish in America; a dozen crunchy tacos from Taco Bell will saddle you with fewer calories.

WORST PIZZA - Uno Chicago Grill Chicago Classic Deep Dish Pizza. 2,310 calories, 162 G fat, 123 G carbs, 4,470 mg sodium. Downing this "personal" pizza is equivalent to eating 18 slices of Domino's Crunchy Thin Crust cheese pizza.

WORST PASTA - Macaroni Grill Spaghetti and Meatballs with Meat Sauce. 2,430 calories, 128 G fat, 207 G carbs, 5,290 mg sodium. This meal satisfies your calorie requirements for an entire day.

WORST NACHOS - On the Border Stacked Border Nachos. 2,740 calories, 166 G fat, 191 G carbs, 5,280 mg sodium.

WORST STARTER - Chili's Awesome Blossom. 2,710 calories, 203 G fat, 194 G carbs, 6,360 mg sodium.

WORST FRIES - Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing. 2,900 calories, 182 G fat, 240 G carbs. Even if you split these "starters" with three friends, you'll have downed a dinner's worth of calories before your entrée arrives.


Jack said...

[weeping uncontrollably]

Adrian said...

You're bringing me down, man. Why you all serious and shit? Its cool, I still love you :)

Atomic Bombshell said...

I know this wasn't your usual type of top ten list, but I think it was absolutely fascinating. "A real eye-opener," as they say. Yikes!