TOP TEN THINGS A MAN SHOULD NEVER DO IN THE COMPANY OF A WOMAN ACCORDING TO THE EDITORS OF MARIE CLAIRE MAGAZINE

Top Ten Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman According to the Editors of Marie Claire Magazine

10. Reveal how much your car cost

9. Clean your gun

8. Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed)

9. Refer to your mother as your best friend

7. Rap

6. Check out our assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter

5. Blow-dry your hair

4. Tip less than twenty percent

3. Celebrity impressions

2. Impressions of us

And the number one thing a man should never do in the company of a woman according to the editors of Marie Claire magazine...

1. Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction

-Jason Rohrblogger
(03/05/08)

And the alternates...

Question our footwear

Forget to carry cash

Wii

Boot and rally

Scream - at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Bill Belichick. Because, no matter how much Belichick deserves it (cheater!), when we hear you raise your voice, we have an idea of what we're in for

Talk about former exploits. Ever.

Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man

Tell us you're going to kiss us. (Just get on with it!)