TOP TEN LESSER KNOWN HOLIDAY MASCOTS

Top Ten Lesser Known Holiday Mascots

10. Marty the Martin Luther King Day Marten

9. Hanukkah Harry

8. Leafy Erickson the Arbor Day Deciduous Conifer

7. Thanksgiving Todd

6. Madam Deesey the President's Day Mistress

5. Patty Purim

4. Mammary the Mardi Gras Matron of Toplessness

3. Comrade Labor Day

2. Mattress Blowout the Memorial Day Salesman

And the number one lesser known holiday mascot...

1. Explodey the three-fingered Fourth of July Firecracker

-Jason Rohrblogger
(1/26/09)

And the alternates...

Phoney, the Mother's Day Obligatory Call
Secretary's Day Sally