Friday, January 23, 2009

TOP TEN POSITIONS IN THE ROHRBLOGGER CABINET

Top Ten Positions in the Rohrblogger Cabinet

10. Missionary

9. Pro-Tobacco Surgeon General

8. Hug Czar

7. Secretary of Housing and Urban Funkadelic

6. Joint Chiefs of Sass

5. Secretary of Aw Yeah!

4. Irrational Security Advisor

3. Ambassadors to the U.N.: J. Daniels, J. Beam, and J. Cuervo

2. Oprah

And the number one position in the Rohrblogger cabinet...

1. Office of the Vice-Ninja-in-Chief

-Jason Rohrblogger
(1/23/09)

And the alternates...

Attorney General Specific
Director of the Office of Management, Budget, and Porn
National SPAM Council
Secretary of the Exterior
Waterboard of Directors
Secretary of Homeland Insecurity
Desdecka!(DSDEQAA) Directorate of Secrets that Don't Exist so Quit Asking Already
Secretary of Bling
Chairman of the Federal Beer Reserve
Bailout Betty the Secretary of Hott

1 comment:

desert rose said...

Directorate of Secrets that Don't Exist so Quit Asking Already sounds too much Monty-Python, and I love it! :)