TOP TEN VICTORIA'S SECRET MODELS

Top Ten Victoria's Secret Models

10. Rebecca Romijn - I would like to carry her books to school in the snow, uphill both ways.


9. Naomi Campbell - I want to haul her recyclables to the curb.


8. Alessandra Ambrosio - I would love to change her oil.


7. Bar Refaeli - I could pre-soak her delicates.


6. Marisa Miller - I believe she can fly.


5. Molly Sims - I would not quit her basic training.


4. Adriana Lima - I volunteer to do her chores.


3. Claudia Schiffer - I can prune her rose bush.


2. Gisele Bundchen - I prefer to wash her windows.


And the number one Victoria's Secret model...

1. Heidi Klum - I would defrag her hard drive.


-Jason Rohrblogger
(1/14/09)

And the alternates...

Angie Everhart - I can finish her entrée.


Laetitia Casta - I'd do her pre-flight check.


Petra Nemcova - I want to shine her left shoe.


Estella Warren - I would sign up to jump out of her cake.


Daniela Pestova - I would have her warrant quashed.


Josie Maran - I pack her parachute.


Tyra Banks - I'd watch her show.


Stephanie Seymour - I would check her e-mail.


Niki Taylor - I fill out her deposit slip.


Olga Kurylenko - I nominate her for vice president.