Wednesday, January 14, 2009


Top Ten Victoria's Secret Models

10. Rebecca Romijn - I would like to carry her books to school in the snow, uphill both ways.

9. Naomi Campbell - I want to haul her recyclables to the curb.

8. Alessandra Ambrosio - I would love to change her oil.

7. Bar Refaeli - I could pre-soak her delicates.

6. Marisa Miller - I believe she can fly.

5. Molly Sims - I would not quit her basic training.

4. Adriana Lima - I volunteer to do her chores.

3. Claudia Schiffer - I can prune her rose bush.

2. Gisele Bundchen - I prefer to wash her windows.

And the number one Victoria's Secret model...

1. Heidi Klum - I would defrag her hard drive.

-Jason Rohrblogger

And the alternates...

Angie Everhart - I can finish her entrée.

Laetitia Casta - I'd do her pre-flight check.

Petra Nemcova - I want to shine her left shoe.

Estella Warren - I would sign up to jump out of her cake.

Daniela Pestova - I would have her warrant quashed.

Josie Maran - I pack her parachute.

Tyra Banks - I'd watch her show.

Stephanie Seymour - I would check her e-mail.

Niki Taylor - I fill out her deposit slip.

Olga Kurylenko - I nominate her for vice president.

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