Saturday, January 31, 2009


Top Ten Attractions at Chinese Disneyland

10. Snow White and the Seven Child Laborers

9. Pirates of Haiphong Harbor

8. It's a Small New World Order After All

7. Dumbo the Delicious Frying Elephant

6. Mongolia Bobsleds

5. Super Lucky Auto Utopian Highway of Glorious Driving

4. Chiang Kai Shrek

3. Mr. Toad's Wild Ride and Subsequent Internment in a Reeducation Camp

2. Great Mall of China

And the number one attraction at Chinese Disneyland...

1. Mickey Maoist

-Jason Rohrblogger

And the alternates...

Country Bear Jamboree of Counterfeit Watches
Tower of Tibet Terror
Peter Tai Pan
Magic Falun Gong
Space Race Mountain
Haunted Yao Ming
Pooh Goo Gai Pan
Forbidden Epcot

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