EXPERTEZIOUS QUIZAMINATION

Expertezious Quizamination

1. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN A THEATER? Citizen Kane II: Chucky's Revenge

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Raising the Dead for Dummies

3. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Shuffleboard

4. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Cat Fancy

5. FAVORITE SMELL? Napalm in the morning

6. FAVORITE FOOD? Um, is liquor food?

7. FAVORITE SOUND? The Sound of Music

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Losing the Lottery. Again.

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE-UP?
I feel pretty!

10. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE? KFG: Kentucky Fried Goat

11. FUTURE CHILDREN'S NAMES? Stanislaus, Aloyisious, and Jordan

12. FINISH THIS STATEMENT, "IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY, I WOULD...open one of those checking accounts."

13. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? I sleep with a real animal...

14. STORMS-COOL OR SCARY? Scool

15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1929 Model A (Turbo)

16. FINISH THIS STATEMENT, "IF I HAD THE TIME I WOULD...use fabric softener."

17. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS ON BROCCOLI? Separate the stems, smoke the leaves

18. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR? Clear

19. NAME ALL THE DIFFERENT CITIES/TOWNS YOU HAVE LIVED: Beirut, Mogadishu, Grozny, Torrance

20. GLASS - HALF EMPTY OR FULL? Half full of scotch, half full of soda, now it's empty again. Can I get a refill?

21. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Olympic Dumpster Diving

22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU...She's the most beautiful woman on the Internets

23. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? Carpet

24. TOILET PAPER/PAPER TOWEL-OVER OR UNDER? Undover

25. MORNING PERSON, OR NIGHT OWL? I'm always a person! (Except on weekends when I fight crime as Peligro, Masked Swordsman of the People!)

26. OVER EASY, OR SUNNY SIDE UP? Over Sunny

27. LAST PERSON KISSED? Vito Corleone

28. FAVORITE PLACE TO RELAX? Break room at work

29. FAVORITE PIE? 3.14

30. FAVORITE PASTIME? Lawn chess

31. WHAT IS YOUR MOST TREASURED MEMORY? Finally breaking through the line at Khe Sanh

32. IF YOU COULD WAKE UP TOMORROW HAVING GAINED ONE ABILITY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Always be able to find the leading edge on a roll of transparent tape

33. IN CONVERSATION, DO YOU TEND TO LISTEN OR TALK MORE?
I listen to myself talk more

34. FAVORITE DRINK? Diet Fresca with a twist of Kiwi

-Jason Rohrblogger
(02/01/05)