TOP TEN SEPTEMBER 11TH HIJACKER DUTIES IN HELL

Top Ten September 11th Hijacker Duties in Hell

10. Swine Detailer

9. Legislative Intern

8. Telemarketing Dept: 10th Circle

7. Bayonnet Dummy

6. Castro District Knob Polisher

5. Hollowpoint Damage Assessor

4. Stay-At-Home Mom: Jalalabad

3. Plague Carrier

2. Whitney Houston Publicist

And the number one September 11th hijacker duty in Hell...

1. Assistant Crack Whore

-Jason Rohrblogger
(09/27/01)