TOP TEN COSMO ARTICLES IN IRAQ
Top Ten Cosmo Articles In Iraq
10. Sheikhs tell us! Five ways to avoid being sold to another harem: Daring Do's and Don'ts from the Bedouin Boudoir!
9. Desert Dessert: 8 easy-to-prepare, sand-based, après-goat goodies!
8. Those Eyes: No-make-up tips from beyond the veil!
7. Camel Compatibility: Does your Dromedary like it or lump it? A Quiz.
6. The full-length Kaftan: Summer's Sexiest Layer!
5. From Oppression to Orgasm: Making Holy Love and Holy War that will drive him wild!
4. "I only give birth to girls!" -one reader's shocking tale!
3. Kama Sutra Jihad! Forbidden Knowledge from the Kinky Koran he wishes you knew!
2. Ramadan's most devout footwear: Sandals vs. Nothing at all!
And the number one Cosmo article in Iraq...
1. Adieu, Abu! So longa, Osama! Qaddafi & Saddam are the bomb! We Rate the Maniacal Terror Hunks!
-Jason Rohrblogger
(01/25/99)
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