TOP TEN RONALD MCDONALD TURN-ONS

Top Ten Ronald McDonald Turn-ons

10. People who pull up to the second window

9. A well-seasoned patty bathed in ketchup on a Spring day

8. Women who "Super-Size" it

7. They way your fingers glisten after a bag of fries

6. Mimes who break the silence

5. Drive-thru underwear

4. The way Wendy's skirt blows when she stands on a subway grate

3. Kabuki groupies

2. Being mistaken for the singer of aging heavy metal rock band KISS

And the number one Ronald McDonald turn-on...

1. The silky feeling of panty hose under baggy yellow pants

-Jason Rohrblogger
(01/10/96)