Monday, May 23, 2005

TOP TEN THINGS JASON KNOWS ABOUT LOVE

Top Ten Things Jason Knows About Love

10. Nothing.

9. Love is patient, love is kind, love never seeks its own way--ah screw it, love sucks!

8. Self-love is the most important love of all. Especially on cold lonely nights.

7. Love bites. (Sorry, that is something Ratt knows about Love)

6. If you love something, set it free. Then take massive amounts of drugs and alcohol to get over the loss.

5. Love means never having to say your sorry ass screwed up.

4. You would do it if you loved me.

3. Love is something to be shared secretly between two people in a closet or back alley and then lied about to the Grand Jury.

2. On a cruise ship, love won't hurt anymore. It's an open smile, on a
friendly shore.

And the number one thing Jason knows about love...

1. See number ten.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(04/22/98)

4 comments:

Unknown said...

This one goes down on my list of Top Ten favorite JR top ten lists.

Anonymous said...

This line from your latest Top 10... "Love bites. (Sorry, that is something Ratt knows about Love)"... Actually, it was Def Leppard that sang 'Love Bites.' Hey, what kinda ex- rock jock would I be if I couldn't offer some hair band trivia?

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Aurorealis - aw, shucks.

Ken Bloggerts - D'oh!

Suzi said...

Well, I was gonna correct you on the "Love Bites" thing, but Ken beat me to it.

Great list, Jason. Now do the image meme. Tag, your turn.