I stole this from Yummy Sushi Pajamas...
1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
-Paris Hilton, Kevin Federline, JonBenet Ramsey (Oh, wait, she's already gone...)
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
-With my silent Ninja flushing skills
3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
-Yep
4. Do you have a crush on someone?
-Tinky Winky (He's winky, but he's not very tinky...)
5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it:
-Heroin
6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
-Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Danny DeVito
7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
-Cardboard box
8. Do you crack your knuckles?
-I also knuckle some cracks
9. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
-Kanon und Gigue in D-Dur für drei Violinen und Basso Continuo
10. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
-No, but I’m sure it will be later
11. What are your super powers?
-MegaSleep, Awkwardly Hit on Coworkers, Transform any Alcohol into Urine
12. Peppermint or spearmint?
-Punishmint
13. Where are your car keys?
-In the Lake of Fire inside Mount Doom
14. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
-Kevin Bacon
15. What's your most annoying habit?
-Picking other people's noses
16. Where did you last go on vacation?
-Beirut
17. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be?
-Ryan Seacrest
18. What is your best physical feature?
-My left thumbnail
19. What CD is closest to you right now?
-"Learn Latin the Franciscan Way!"
20. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
-Cold air, moisture, lightbulb
21. What superstition do you believe in/practice?
-Lock the door twice, turn off the stove three times, touch all four corners of the room
22. What color are your bed sheets?
-Clear
23. Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
-In England I'd rather be a bird. In prison I'd rather be a fish
24. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
-Oh yeah
25. What are your favorite sayings?
-"I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet cold sores that last for three days."
26. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
-White and Nerdy
27. If you could go back or forward in time, would you and where would you go?
-I would jump forward to the day I get out of prison
28. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
-That one where he plays the tough-but-lovable rogue who mentors the kid and falls for the girl
29. What CD is in your stereo?
-"Too Shy" cassingle by Kajagoogoo
30. What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes?
-"Forget Latin with Ludacris!"
31. How many kids do you plan on having?
-Whatever the DNA tests tell the court
32. If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
-Don Corleone
33. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
-Um, where do I have to kiss them?
34. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
-Mike Tyson, making his big screen breakout debut performance in "Rohrblogger! The Musical!"
35. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
-In a blaze of peaceful, glorious sleep
36. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
-I've danced with yer mom in the pale moonlight
37. Coffee or tea?
-Precious, life-giving, Diet Coke
38. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
-Merrill Osmond and Art Garfunkle Live at the Charlie Pride Olde Tyme Theatre in Branson, MO
39. Have you ever been in love?
-Twice
40. Do you talk to yourself?
-Maybe
41. Have you ever started to fill out a survey and then thought "this is stupid" and stop without finishing it?
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