TOP TEN HILLARY CLINTON SECRET TURN-ONS

Top Ten Hillary Clinton Secret Turn-ons

10. Early primaries with late, late returns

9. Ex-presidents who rally

8. Inexperience

7. Republican administrations that implode during the second term

6. Bubble baths, long walks on the beach, town hall meetings

5. Candle-lit conventions

4. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and gross domestic product calculations adjusted for the U.S. Dollar's value against the Euro

3. Lincoln bedroom eyes

2. States with huge caucuses

And the number one Hillary Clinton secret turn-on...

1. The naughty feeling of a leather corset and fishnets under a smart pantsuit

-Jason Rohrblogger
(03/08/08)