Wednesday, July 16, 2008

TOP TEN SUPERMAN COMPLAINTS ABOUT BATMAN

Top Ten Superman Complaints About Batman

10. That ridiculous cowl he uses to hide his identity when all he really needs is a good pair of glasses

9. When Batman wears a Kryptonite utility belt buckle just to show off

8. Metropolis: clean, well lit modern city, Gotham: filthy dark sewer

7. Batman's parents ordinary crime victims, not king and queen of cool doomed planet

6. The way the Batmobile takes up TWO parking spaces at the Hall of Justice

5. Who can get a decent night's rest with that annoying Bat Signal lighting up the sky all the time?

4. Literate cover Clark Kent much smarter than snobby, overpriviledged Bruce Wayne

3. Batcave always out of toilet paper and clean towels.

2. Nickname "Dark Knight" just a lousy pun. Real superheroes are men of steel!

And the number one Superman complaint about Batman...

1. Batman slower than a speeding bullet, weaker than a locomotive, unable to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(7/12/98)

3 comments:

Display Name said...

Thank you for sparing my friendly neighborhood Spiderman in this eternal drama - poor kids got enough to deal with, what with the whole geneticly altered naughty bits. I don't know why I comment. I'm sorry.

Larry Litle said...

With Superman Returning this year, this is a gret top 10. Keep up the good work.

Tish said...

You forgot the xray vision - what man isn't lucky to have xray vision...unless looking at a group of elderly obese women...or men.
Okay, nevermind.
Gonna blog roll you.
'Cause that's how I roll.