TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE PATRIOTIC

Top Ten Signs You are Patriotic

10. There's an Army patch sewn onto your arm

9. Your fave My Little Pony? Betsy Hoss

8. You are redneck, white trash, and blue collar

7. You know the lyrics to every Lee Greenwood song

6. You eat freedom fries, and use a freedom tickler to let freedom ring

5. You apologize for letting Dick Cheney shoot you in the face

4. You freebase apple pie

3. You like your fireworks big, your Budweiser cold, and your Yankee Doodle dandy

2. You're a flag hag

And the number one sign you are patriotic...

1. You are born-again on the fourth of every July

-Jason Rohrblogger
(7/4/08)

And the alternate...

You have the names of all twenty-one current cabinet members tattooed on your eyelids