Thursday, July 31, 2008


Top Ten Pickup Lines for Nerds

10. You're hotter than a bunsen burner

9. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus

8. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you

7. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing

6. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy

5. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen

4. How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

3. Me and you would add up better than a Riemann sum

2. You're sweeter than glucose

And the number one pickup line for nerds...

1. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

-Jason Rohrblogger


Atomic Bombshell said...

Yep, hate to admit it, but every one of those lines would work on me... I HEART NERDS!!!

Christopha! said...

10 was hilarious.

"You don't really believe in this cold fusion mumbo-jumbo, do you?"

Mickmaster said...

These are so sweet. I'm sure I'll get laid so much more now that I gots these to use....I just have to remember that it's a zero-sum game, this thing called "love".

Desert Rose said...

these remind me of "the big bang theory" series. hilarious.