TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AT THE AIRPORT

Top Ten Signs You are Spending Too Much Time at the Airport

10. You step through the golden arches and automatically remove your belt and shoes

9. You point to the exit with two fingers

8. Watery soup and limp salad for $21.50 seems like a fair deal to you

7. You refer to your household entrance as "Home Gate A"

6. You advise your spouse to arrive in bed at least two hours before boarding

5. You never give your guest the whole can of Coke

4. The note in your child's lunch reminds her that contents may have shifted while in transit

3. You announce to your neighbor that, even on garbage day, he should not leave bags at the curb unattended

2. Carpool segments lasting more than two hours receive a light snack

And the number one sign you are spending too much time at the airport...

1. Your favorite position is upright and locked

-Jason Rohrblogger
(05/30/06)