TOP TEN PHRASES I WOULD LIKE USED AT MY FUNERAL
Top Ten Phrases I Would Like Used at My Funeral
10. Finally off the junk
9. Ninja-like
8. Huge "Sound of Music" fan
7. Okay-smelling
6. Big athletic supporter
5. Hairless
4. Six-pack killer (I would also have accepted killer six-pack)
3. Elbow-kissing
2. Suh-weet Baby Jason!
And the number one phrase I would like used at my funeral...
1. Acquitted of all charges
-Jason Rohrblogger
(7/13/08)
And the alternates...
Extra-medium
Funny-sounding
2 comments:
Ahahahaha! You are a funny man. Are we at Lola's yet?
I want them to say that I showed up on time. Decent tipper. Pretty good at recycling.
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