Sunday, July 13, 2008

TOP TEN PHRASES I WOULD LIKE USED AT MY FUNERAL

Top Ten Phrases I Would Like Used at My Funeral

10. Finally off the junk

9. Ninja-like

8. Huge "Sound of Music" fan

7. Okay-smelling

6. Big athletic supporter

5. Hairless

4. Six-pack killer (I would also have accepted killer six-pack)

3. Elbow-kissing

2. Suh-weet Baby Jason!

And the number one phrase I would like used at my funeral...

1. Acquitted of all charges

-Jason Rohrblogger
(7/13/08)

And the alternates...

Extra-medium
Funny-sounding

3 comments:

Adrian said...

Ahahahaha! You are a funny man. Are we at Lola's yet?

Mickmaster said...

I want them to say that I showed up on time. Decent tipper. Pretty good at recycling.

Atomic Bombshell said...

Well, if I'm there, it will say HILARIOUS!