TOP TEN HECKLER EXCUSES

Top Ten Heckler Excuses

10. Thought this was an AA meeting

9. Just happy to be out of the trailer park for awhile

8. Want to try karaoke comedy

7. Off the meds

6. It's not open jerk night?

5. Trying to comply with the 22 drink minimum

4. Making Amy Winehouse look classy

3. Can yell at the TV without being kicked out!

2. Took three bouncers to get out of the womb, too

And the number one heckler excuse...

1. Is the only person in the room more needy and insecure than the performer onstage

-Jason Rohrblogger
(07/25/08)

And the alternates...

Superability to make an awkward situation more awkward
Like to bomb harder than a B-52
Less shame than Paris Hilton
Suffer from post traumatic comedy disorder
Need to be held