Saturday, May 30, 2009

TOP TEN REJECTED FORMS OF CONTRACEPTION

Top Ten Rejected Forms of Contraception

10. The Patch Adams

9. The IOU

8. Denial

7. Syncopated Rhythm Method

6. Plan C

5. The Breast Implant

4. Morning After Kill

3. Absinthence

2. Nuva Wedding Ring

And the number one rejected form of contraception...

1. Prayer

-Jason Rohrblogger
(04/06/06)

4 comments:

Grins said...

Gee I don't know Jason. The Patch Adams would keep me from having sex and therefore getting pregnant.

Fat Jack said...

ROFLOL

Fairmaiden327 said...

HAHAHAHA, #1; #8 -- absolutely!!!

Darby Clark said...

I'll let you know how #1 works next month! Oh, and #8 too. And while we're at it, we might as well throw in #6.